Living as a single man with almost no prospects of having any women up in his apartment ever is great. Just check out this list of things I no longer need to do:
1) Clean the dishes.
2) Sweep.
3) Clean anything in the bathroom. (Toilets and showers are self-cleaning, duh!)
4) Fold / sort / iron clothes.
5) Wear clothes.
Wow. Ain't life great? Of course, now there will come a time when I have to readjust to living with other human beings. That won't be easy. Oh no.
1 comment:
I should sweep more too!
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